BRRRR!!

I look outside and I see white, cold stuff on the ground... $*%#!! Why?
DOESN'T MOTHER NATURE UNDERSTAND WHAT TIME OF THE YEAR IT IS??!!
I understand why animals eat and get all fat and then burrow deep into the ground during the winter- to get away from this stuff.
Now you got to understand something, I love where I live. I LOVE IT HERE! Buuut... the snow makes me want to pull my hair out. Maybe when I become rich and famous (Or marry Orlando Bloom-or Taylor Lautner) I will have a winter home in Hawii or something. I need the sun! If I don't get my Vitamin D I get pretty cranky....

Maybe I should get fat and burrow in the ground this Winter.... for the sake of family and friends.